George

Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

Elaine

This is so ridiculous. Can we just go over there?

Jerry

I don't have to be funny, I don't care.

George

You don't?

Jerry

No way! It's completely under my control.