George

You think the person you were talking to is him? That's not even close to him. He's funny, Jerry's funny.

Cheryl

He never said anything funny.

George

He can't not be funny.

Cheryl

No no no, he's dark. And disturbed.

George

Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! If you want disturbed, that's disturbed. You can't find sickness like that anywhere, you think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending, I'm the genuine article.