George

You didn't find it funny?! This is what I'm paying for?

Dana

Well, that whole storyline about a guy who gets into a car accident, doesn't have any insurance, so the judge sentences him to be a butler? I didn't really buy that.

George

Let me tell you who did, uh, buy it...um we pitched this story to Russell Dalrymple, the president of NBC, and he ate it up with a spoon.

Dana

George, if you're going to be in a creative field, you're going to have to learn how to deal with criticism.

George

How's this for criticism? Um...you stink. How do like that criticism? You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall. That is my idea of 'com-med-dee'! You sitting here, telling people what to do.