Dana

George, if you're going to be in a creative field, you're going to have to learn how to deal with criticism.

George

How's this for criticism? Um...you stink. How do like that criticism? You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall. That is my idea of 'com-med-dee'! You sitting here, telling people what to do.

Dana

I think you'd better go.

George

Oh, I'm goin' baby. I'm goin.' (Heads for the door, then stops.) It's Jerry's fault. He took out all my good lines. He's such a control freak!

George

So, you send me to this therapist to help me with my emotional disorders, and she criticizes our script. (Tosses the script to Jerry.) What kind of a therapist is that?