Jerry

Unbelievable! She's not there.

George

What paper does she write for?

Jerry

The works for the NYU school newspaper. She's a grad student in journalism. Never been to a comedy club. Never even seen me, has no idea who I am.

Elaine

Never even seen you? Gotta kinda envy that...

Jerry

Y'know, you've been developing quite the acid-tongue lately...