George

Lyndon Johnson was uglier than Degaulle.

Elaine

I got news for you. Golda Meir could make 'em all run up a tree.

Elaine

Y'know, just because you two are homosexuals, so what? I mean you should just come out of the closet and be openly gay already.

George

So, whaddya say? You know you'll always be the only man I'll ever love.

Jerry

[indignantly] What's the matter with you?