Jerry

Oh no! >click click< Kramer, this phone's a piece of junk, goodbye!

George

'The phone's a piece of junk, goodbye'!

Jerry

Oh no! Now she's heard everything! What are we gonna do?!?

George

Now she thinks we're gay, not that there's anything wrong with it...

Jerry

No, no, of course not! People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!