Jerry

'The Collected Works Of Bette Midler'.

Jerry

What do you got there?

Jerry

'Although they maintain separate residences, the comedian and his long-time *companion* seem to be inseparable...' Oh no! The Associated Press picked up the NYU story. That's going to be in every paper! I've been 'outed'! I wasn't even 'in'!

George

Now everyone's going to think we're gay!

Jerry

Not that there's anything wrong with that...