Jerry

'Although they maintain separate residences, the comedian and his long-time *companion* seem to be inseparable...' Oh no! The Associated Press picked up the NYU story. That's going to be in every paper! I've been 'outed'! I wasn't even 'in'!

George

Now everyone's going to think we're gay!

Jerry

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

George

No, not at all...

Jerry

'Within the confines of his fastidious bachelor *pad*, Seinfeld and Costanza bicker over the cleanliness of a piece of *fruit* like an old married couple--' *I told you that pear was washed*!