S

It looked like he was wearing a skirt, for crying out loud!

Jerry

Ma, it has nothing to do with the culottes!

S

Not that there's anything wrong with that, Jerry.

C

I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn't move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!

George

It's *not* *true*!