S

Not that there's anything wrong with that, Jerry.

C

I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn't move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!

George

It's *not* *true*!

C

Every *day* it's something else with you. I don't know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows *what* you're doing? Maybe you're making porno films.

George

Yeah. I'm Buck Naked.