Sid

Well, take it. I'm sure as Hell not going to give it to my family.

Jerry

Well, do you want to go out for a walk, get a cup of coffee...

Sid

With you? I'd rather be dead.

Jerry

Well, maybe I'll get goin' then. I just remembered I got an appointment to get my, um, tonsils out.

Sid

Good. Thank God. Good riddance. [pause] Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? HAA!!