Jerry

Well, maybe I'll get goin' then. I just remembered I got an appointment to get my, um, tonsils out.

Sid

Good. Thank God. Good riddance. [pause] Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? HAA!!

Ben

No, I feel great for 85.

George

Y'know the average life span for an American male is like, 72. You're really... kinda pushin' the envelope there.

Ben

I'm not afraid of dyin'. I never think about it.