Elaine

Oh, *that* goiter. Hey... Heh heh heh... Whaddya know...

O

Does it bother you?

Elaine

Bother me? Oh, phhbt... Why would a little goiter like that bother me? No, not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothin', it's um, in fact, it's um, it's very distinctive, y'know? Um, I mean you want to know something? I, I wish I had one. [pause] Really.

Jerry

C'mon Elaine, it's just a goiter...

Elaine

I don't know what I'm going to do. I can't look the woman in the face. I mean I keep thinkin' that that goiter's gonna start talkin' to me... You'd think they'd mention that before they send you over there: 'Oh, by the way, this woman *almost* has a second head'. But no, no, I didn't get any goiter information.