George

I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. [No reaction] You don't understand! It's a miracle! You don't understand because you don't speak English!

Jerry

So Mr. Fields I just don't know if this arrangement is--

Sid

Hey, I don't like what's goin' on around here. I want all you bums outta here.

Kramer

Now calm down, Mr. Fields...

Sid

Now don't tell me to calm down... Get your hands off of me! Why you little...