O

Mohandas.

Elaine

Ghandhi?

O

Oh, the *passion*. The *forbidden pleasure*--

Elaine

You had an affair with Ghandhi? MRS. O: He used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body. Here, look... [shows Elaine a picture of the two together]

Elaine

Oh, my God... The Mohatma?