Jerry

What? Don't say that!

Elaine

Nah! They're fake!

Jerry

How do you know?

Elaine

I can tell. You know how you're always bragging how you can spot a lesbian?

Jerry

I'm not bragging, I happen to have a very keen lesbian eye. (A woman walks by Jerry and Elaine.) Hi, how ya doin.' (Jerry jerks a thumb at the woman to confirm his talent. Elaine is skeptical.)