Jerry

Just 'cause of that? It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat!

Elaine

Oh, come on! You've dated women with nosejobs, what's the difference?

Jerry

You don't touch the nose! You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril.

Elaine

You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?

Jerry

Well, I take it very seriously.