Jerry

Her aunt dying is the best thing that ever happened to you.

Kramer

It's like ten dates in one shot.

Jerry

This confers upon you instant boyfriend status. The family's there...you're taking care of things...you're gettin' the sandwiches...you're the rock!

George

It's in Detroit though, it's an expensive flight.

Kramer

Why don't you get a 'death in the family' fare?