Kramer

Why don't you get a 'death in the family' fare?

George

What?

Kramer

You go to the airlines, you tell them you got a death in the family? They give you 50% off the fare.

George

Really?

Kramer

In fact, listen...I'll go down there with ya. You know, we'll tell them there's a death in my family, you buy the ticket, I'll split it...then I'll get the bonus miles and you'll get to Detroit for a quarter of the price!