Kramer

You go to the airlines, you tell them you got a death in the family? They give you 50% off the fare.

George

Really?

Kramer

In fact, listen...I'll go down there with ya. You know, we'll tell them there's a death in my family, you buy the ticket, I'll split it...then I'll get the bonus miles and you'll get to Detroit for a quarter of the price!

Sidra

So anyway, we go out on one date, he asks me out for a second, then out of nowhere he cancels the date and says he doesn't want to see me again.

Elaine

Uh...sorry, I couldn't help overhearing.