George

You don't think you can buy the ticket yourself...? No, there, there...you sit, and I'll purchase the ticket for you.

Clerk

You're a good friend.

George

I understand you offer a 50%-off 'bereavement' fare...?

Clerk

Yes, all you have to do is pay the full fare now, then return to any one of our counters with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.

George

The death certificate?