George

I understand you offer a 50%-off 'bereavement' fare...?

Clerk

Yes, all you have to do is pay the full fare now, then return to any one of our counters with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.

George

The death certificate?

Clerk

Yes, yes, we do need documentation or you know, people could take advantage.

George

What kind of a sick person would do a thing like that?