George

You want my friend to ask his uncle, a man who just lost his wife of 44 years, for a death certificate so that he can save a few bucks on a flight?

Clerk

That would be $387 round-trip.

Kramer

Alright, so you'll need my frequent flyer number, huh?

Clerk

Yes.

Jerry

I don't know, one minute you say they're fake, the next minute you think they're real...I don't know what to believe!