Jerry

I don't know, one minute you say they're fake, the next minute you think they're real...I don't know what to believe!

Elaine

Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's touched 'em.

Jerry

But you were just grabbing on to them to save your life. If you were drowning and I threw you a life preserver, you think you could tell me if it was an inflatable?

Elaine

I wouldn't have said anything if I knew you were going to stop seeing her!

Jerry

Well, I don't mind someone with a phony personality, but I gotta draw the line somewhere.