George

Oh - comfort, schmomfort. Listen, Father, can I ask you a question? In a terrible time like this...who would I get the death certificate from?

Kramer

C'mon Jerry!

Jerry

Oh, how can you be so sure?

Kramer

Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon, he went with bass! He just substituted one fish for another!

Jerry

Look, you idiot, first of all, it's Salman, not salmon!