George

What's with the gloves?

Kramer

Well, I'm staining my floors, y'know, I don't want to get my hands dirty...

George

Huh. What, the whole apartment?

Kramer

The whole apartment. And I'm buying that fake wood wallpaper. I'm gonna surround myself in wood. It's gonna be like a log cabin. 'Cuz I *need* wood around me. Wood, Jerry [Snaps fingers]... Wood.

Jerry

Wood is good.