Jerry

...And it *is* embarrassing, because a doggie bag means either you are out at a restaurant when you aren't hungry, or you've chosen the stupidest possible way to get dog food that there is. How about the doggie bag on a date? That's a good move for a guy, huh? Lemme tell you something: if you're a guy and you ask for the doggie bag on a date, you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too. You're not going to be needing those for awhile, either.

Jerry

Is that bothering you?

Elaine

No, not at all...

Elaine

Oh, could you please hurry?

Jerry

[mockingly] 'Please hurry'. Look at you. Look at what you've become.