Elaine

See? Finally, *finally* I get to meet a man who pillages and plunders! I'm so lucky.

George

This'll only take a second.

Kramer

Yeah, I'm going to poke around...

George

[to himself] Hey, whatd'ya know? Look at that! A *lesbian* sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day. They're *so* fascinating. Why is that? Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that...

George

[to himself] Oh, my God! It's Susan! What do I do?