George

[to himself] Hey, whatd'ya know? Look at that! A *lesbian* sighting. Oh-ho! My lucky day. They're *so* fascinating. Why is that? Because they don't want us. You gotta respect that...

George

[to himself] Oh, my God! It's Susan! What do I do?

Susan

George?

George

[to himself] Argh! [to Susan] Susan! Hi! Oh, boy! What are you doing here?!

Susan

Renting a video! What do you got there?