George

[embarrassed pause] ``Rochelle, Rochelle''.

Clerk

Ah, ``Rochelle, Rochelle''... 'A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk'...

Clerk

Uh, that'll be, uh... $3.49.

George

$3.49? It says $1.49.

Clerk

Well, you didn't rewind it. There's a $2.00 charge for not rewinding.