Susan

You know what's going on? First, he vomits on me. Then, he burns down my father's cabin. And now, he's taken Mona away from me.

George

He stole your girlfriend?

Susan

Yes. She's in *love* with him.

George

Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.

Jerry

That's the *least* of what you've accomplished...