Jerry

To me, the whole concept of fear of success is proof that we are definitely scraping the bottom of the fear barrel. Are we gonna have to have AA-type meetings for these people? They'll go: 'Hi, my name is Bill, and the one thing I'm worried about is to have a stereo and a cream-colored couch.' According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. *Death* is number two! Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Kramer

Why can't I play Kramer?

Jerry

Look we've been through this already. You're not an actor!

Kramer

Neither are you.

Jerry

I know. So why do we need two people in the show that can't act?