The Pilot (1) Season 4, Episode 23

Jerry

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

George

No I can't. I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?

Jerry

Hey. What happened to you yesterday?

Kramer

I got mugged.

George

You got mugged?