The Pilot (1) Season 4, Episode 23

Jerry

I think you got it.

Kramer

I like to eat spaghetti with just a fork. Because I can keep the strands long, and I can slurp it out to my mouth. Like this look. (faking to slurp spaghetti) Now sex, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... (waitress comes to take the order) Bran lakes...100%. I got a big problem.

Tom

I'll have a hamburger. That's it.

Kramer

Yeah, that's good. Oh, now I like to play golf.

Tom

This stuff doesn't matter to me. See, I'm gonna do the character like me, not like you.