Kramer

I like to eat spaghetti with just a fork. Because I can keep the strands long, and I can slurp it out to my mouth. Like this look. (faking to slurp spaghetti) Now sex, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... (waitress comes to take the order) Bran lakes...100%. I got a big problem.

Tom

I'll have a hamburger. That's it.

Kramer

Yeah, that's good. Oh, now I like to play golf.

Tom

This stuff doesn't matter to me. See, I'm gonna do the character like me, not like you.

Kramer

You gotta play him like me. I'm Kramer.