Jerry

Because I can't act! I stink! I don't what I'm doing!

George

Come on you're... uh... you're fine.

Jerry

This show's gonna ruin my entire career. I don't know how I got involved in this.

George

What about me? I was a total failure. Everything was fine. Now this thing's gonna be a success and God's gonna give me a terminal disease.

Jerry

This actress playing Elaine, she's out of her mind.