The Pilot (2) Season 4, Episode 24

Kramer

No. No, nothing. I got no... peristalsis.

Jerry

What about bran?

Kramer

I tried bran-- 40%, 50% 100%. The bran isn't working for me.

Jerry

Well my friend, (Jerry puts his hand on Kramer's shoulder) it may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus.

Kramer

Pfft! Hold it right there. If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, you're wasting your time. I am not Jerry, under any circumstances, doing any inserting in that area.