Stu

You know I don't know. I thought he was coming. I assumed he wouldn't miss it.

Jay

He hasn't been well.

Stu

(to Rita) Can I tell you something in confidence? I think it's a woman.

Rita

How pathetic.

George

This is George Costanza, I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you. Thank you very much. (he hangs up)