Jerry

(raising hand) Faked 'em all.

Kramer

Well so she faked 'em, so what?

Jerry

The woman had an orgasm under false pretences. That's sexual perjury.

Kramer

You know I heard her screaming from my apartment? She woke me up a few times.

Jerry

How did she do it? She's like Meryl Streep this woman. And I had to work the equipment. I'm not unskilled, I'm in the union. If she'd at least told me, maybe I could have done something about it.