George

How can you compare you parents to my parents?!

Jerry

My father has never thrown anything out. Ever!

George

My father wears his sneakers in the pool! Sneakers!

Jerry

My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.

George

(Showing Jerry up) Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee.. never went 'Ha!'