George
My father wears his sneakers in the pool! Sneakers!
Jerry
My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.
George
(Showing Jerry up) Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee.. never went 'Ha!'
Jerry
A smirk?
George
Maybe!.. And I'm moving back in there!