Jerry

My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.

George

(Showing Jerry up) Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee.. never went 'Ha!'

Jerry

A smirk?

George

Maybe!.. And I'm moving back in there!

Jerry

I told you I'd lend you the money for the rent.