George

(Showing Jerry up) Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee.. never went 'Ha!'

Jerry

A smirk?

George

Maybe!.. And I'm moving back in there!

Jerry

I told you I'd lend you the money for the rent.

George

No, no, no, no. Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.