George

This woman just set me up for a job!

Jerry

(Gets up, and displays his own hands) Well, what about my hands? I don't see how your hands are any better than my hands.

George

What, are you kidding? (Points at the flaws of Jerry's hands) The knuckles are all out of proportion. you got hair over there - where do you get off comparing your hands to my hands?! This is a one-in-a-million hand. (Points to his own hand)

Jerry

Well, that's what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.

George

This is it! It happened to me, Jerry! I was sitting in the restaurant, the two nut jobs were talking - I couldn't take it any more. I got up, and (Makes a noise) I bop into this woman..