Jerry

I - I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV! I mean, look at it! It looks ridiculous!

Kramer

Well, you gotta wear it now! All those stores are stocking it based on the condition that you're gonna wear this on the TV show! The factory in New Jersey is already makin' em.

Jerry

They're making these?

Kramer

Yes, yes. This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry, this-this is gonna be the new look for the 90's. You're gonna be the first pirate!

Jerry

(Like a little kid) But, I don't want to be a pirate!