Kramer
Yeah, come in.
Stagehand
I just wanted to let you know he's got about five minutes.
Kramer
Giddy-Up. (Stagehand leaves) Jerry! Five minutes!
Kramer
Now that's a great looking shirt! (Gets up, admiring the shirt) Aye Captain! (Growls like a pirate) Yeah! I'm glad I ironed it. It's perfect. (Walks around Jerry, inspecting the shirt) Look at it! It's fantastic!
Jerry
(Resisting) Kramer, how am I gonna wear this?! I-I can't wear this!