Stagehand

(Looking down at a clipboard, enters) Okay, let's go. (Looks up, points at Jerry's puffy shirt) Is that what you're wearing?

Man

I've never seen hands like these before..

Woman

They're so soft and milky white.

Photographer

You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

Man

Ugh.. Ray.