George

(Reflecting on his life gone wrong) This McKigney guy had a few good years.. (To Kramer, bitter) How could you forget to turn off an iron?

Kramer

Well, I was excited because Jerry was putting on the puffy shirt.

George

My whole life is ruined because of the (Mocking, bitter tone) 'puffy shirt'.

Jerry

(Pointing out) It didn't do me any good either! That benefit was the worst show I ever did. Some of those heckles were really uncalled for: 'Avast ye matey' - what the hell does that mean?! '20 degrees off the starboard side - the Spanish Galleon!' - there's no comeback for that!

Elaine

(Reflecting) Well, it got me fired from the benefit committee.