Jerry

(While looking at posters of women wearing glasses) I think these women would be pretty good looking if they weren't wearing glasses.

Elaine

Hi there, little doggy. (to owner:) Do you mind if I pet your dog?

Owner

It's okay with me.

Elaine

Hey little doggy. (Elaine pets the dog and he bites her) Aaah!

Dwayne

Hey, you can't have that dog in here.